April 2012
Running at the gym →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Expectation:
Reality:
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mymentalconfessional said hi to me? What is this!?...
Well, Hi there!
mymentalconfessional:
rebellanor started following me. *blush*
every time i open my dash in public: please don't be gay porn please don't be gay porn
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
When my boyfriend says they're horny. →
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SCARY vs. SCARIER
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you