Running at the gym →
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mymentalconfessional said hi to me? What is this!?...
Well, Hi there!
mymentalconfessional: rebellanor started following me. *blush*
every time i open my dash in public: please don't be gay porn please don't be gay porn
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
When my boyfriend says they're horny. →
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SCARY vs. SCARIER
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin… Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator… Scary: Watching a horror movie… Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second… Scary: A witch flies by… Scarier: A wasp flies by… Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror… Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror… Scary: The lights go out… Scarier: The Internet goes out…
when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you